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Every once in a while, I like to write an article for the female readers … assuming of course that I have some … okay, maybe one? Please?!?! To that end, in this article, I dispel the notion that dadbod is hot and somehow link it to the NFL. I know what y’all are sayin’ … “sweet!” Earlier this year,
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I’m so sick of DeflateGate. But with Senator Reed chiming in and with Teddy Well’s whiny response, saying he “nailed” Brady and bitching about not having Tom’s phone records (if you really “nailed him, why did your report say he maybe, could’a, might have, ummm, probably had “general” knowledge of “inappropriate” conduct …), I’m sure DeflateGate will not die and
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By now, everyone knows that Theodore V. Wells, Jr. of the white shoe New York law firm Paul, Weiss, Rifkind, Wharton & Garrison (whew that’s a long name) was hired to investigate the New England Patriots’ knowledge of and possibly participation in deflating footballs before the AFC Championship game against the Colts, which the Patriots handily won, 45-7. The Wells
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Shane Ray got caught with “fresh, unsmoked marijuana” three … that’s right three days before the draft leading to immediate speculation that his draft position could drop, costing him millions of dollars Thursday night. My reaction to this speculation was, really? Apparently Shane was cited for possession of 35 grams or less of marijuana. 35 grams is the equivalent of
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Colin Kaepernick has been busy this off-season training at the EXOS facility in Phoenix Arizona with Kurt Warner, in an effort to elevate his game to the next level and do his part to help the 49ers recover from a forgettable season that saw them miss the playoffs, just a year after losing to the Seahawks in the NFC Championship
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Johnny Manziel, or Johnny Football as he is “affectionately” known, has been in rehab for the last couple of months in an effort to cure himself of his hard-partying ways. When he leaves, he immediately faces a tough uphill battle. Not only must he stop the boozing and partying, he has to learn a playbook and repair a lot of
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Recently, People Magazine reported that a Jay Cutler signed football got ZERO bids at a pet-adoption charity auction. Now, you could chalk that up to the fact that there may not have been any NFL football fans at a pet-adoption charity event … but I think the likelihood of that is extremely remote. So then, why do people seem to
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As y’all may recall I wrote about the upcoming Houston Texan cheerleading squad tryouts in March. Well, after auditioning over 1000, the Texans are down to choosing from the final 50 … that’s right, five O. I’m sure it’s stressful, especially for the vets who were on the team last year. Yep, America — everyone has to try out every
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Everyone, and particularly the Philadelphia Eagles’ faithful, is sitting on the edge of their seats this offseason, watching Chip Kelly’s roster moves and wondering … what in the hell is this guy doing? Does he have a master plan that will reflect a savvy football genius (that’s what Eagles’ fans are hoping for) or is he just another run-of-the-mill narcissist
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Well folks, after posting of my interview with Hannah, a Houston Texan Cheerleader or “HTC” hopeful, I got a call from none other than Jerry Jones, owner of the Dallas Cowboys. And boy, he was angry! After berating me for 10 minutes straight while trying to get me to reveal to him Hannah’s last name (he probably wants to recruit
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