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By now, everyone knows that Theodore V. Wells, Jr. of the white shoe New York law firm Paul, Weiss, Rifkind, Wharton & Garrison (whew that’s a long name) was hired to investigate the New England Patriots’ knowledge of and possibly participation in deflating footballs before the AFC Championship game against the Colts, which the Patriots handily won, 45-7. The Wells
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While most NFL writers are busy following-up on the NFL Draft and whether the teams did well, or poorly; trying to understand management decisions that will affect team performance going forward, I’m going to give y’all a break and spend some time on the other events … which, is probably what most people watched anyway. In fact, we saw lots
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Rex Ryan has lived, breathed and slept football ever since he returned to the United States from Canada, where he grew up. Yep, that’s right. Ryan grew up in Canada … not that there’s anything wrong with that. I wonder if he’s watched Canadian Bacon. No Canadian I’ve ever met has watched it, which I think is a little odd
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Howdy, y’all! We had a doozy of an NFL Draft and we’re right back at work analyzing the picks! Eight different writers (Joey Alibro, Jason Johnson, Scott King, John Kirkland, Joanne Kong, Bobby Pierson, Ryan Whitfield and Ha Kung Wong) have looked at the teams they mocked for in the previous article and commented on the picks the actual teams
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Shane Ray got caught with “fresh, unsmoked marijuana” three … that’s right three days before the draft leading to immediate speculation that his draft position could drop, costing him millions of dollars Thursday night. My reaction to this speculation was, really? Apparently Shane was cited for possession of 35 grams or less of marijuana. 35 grams is the equivalent of
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Let’s be honest. Come May 2nd, no one is going to be watching the NFL Draft. Why they choose to drag this out over a three-day period is beyond me. All people are interested in watching is the first 30 minutes, maybe the first hour, but at most the first round of the draft, that takes place on April 30.
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Howdy, y’all! We all know that the NFL Draft is right around the corner, beginning on April 30th. And we all know that the choices that all 32 teams in the NFL make that night will be a significant part in whether they end up with the Lombardi Trophy and the 32nd pick in a future draft, or if they
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Colin Kaepernick has been busy this off-season training at the EXOS facility in Phoenix Arizona with Kurt Warner, in an effort to elevate his game to the next level and do his part to help the 49ers recover from a forgettable season that saw them miss the playoffs, just a year after losing to the Seahawks in the NFC Championship
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Johnny Manziel, or Johnny Football as he is “affectionately” known, has been in rehab for the last couple of months in an effort to cure himself of his hard-partying ways. When he leaves, he immediately faces a tough uphill battle. Not only must he stop the boozing and partying, he has to learn a playbook and repair a lot of
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As y’all may recall I wrote about the upcoming Houston Texan cheerleading squad tryouts in March. Well, after auditioning over 1000, the Texans are down to choosing from the final 50 … that’s right, five O. I’m sure it’s stressful, especially for the vets who were on the team last year. Yep, America — everyone has to try out every
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