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By Joey Alibro Twitter: @joeyalibro The Good 1) Do you remember the sketch of Tom Brady from his first day in court a couple weeks ago? Well, the same sketch artist took another stab at drawing the 4-time Super Bowl winning quarterback. As you can see, they did at least minutely better the second time around. That’s not the only
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By Robert Knarr The weather’s cooling down, leaves are changing, kids are going back to school, all that good crap. What that really means is the preseason is under way and more importantly fantasy football is right around the corner. Sure, you all love actual football, but what’s really more important? Your team going to the playoffs and duking it
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By Ha Kung Wong Twitter: @FBGarbageTime Well, howdy y’all! It’s been a long off season, but now we’re back for another season of Injuries & Oddities, where we cover all the weeks injuries and…well…oddities. We’re nothing if not truthful in our advertising. For all of you who don’t us, meet our mascot, the jackelope: Good stuff. So, anyway, let’s get started!
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By Ha Kung Wong Twitter: @FBGarbageTime The NFL season is creeping up on us, and so is Fantasy Football. So what better time to make ridiculous predictions than, well, right now? Every year, before the season begins, I make some bold predictions about the NFL. Now these aren’t going to happen. In fact, there’s not even a 50% chance they
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By Ryan Whitfield Twitter: @RyanWhitfieldNE 1st Down Here we go again, DeflateGate. I’m so worn out and sick of this topic, but it’s the big news so here’s this week’s take. Brady destroying his phone is a panic move, a panic move that just further points to guilt. My fellow Patriot’s fans put down the pitch fork’s and torches… they,
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By Joanne Kong Twitter: @kongfu4u DEAR JOJO: I was driving down East Chandler Heights Road in Gilbert, Arizona at 11:35pm last month singing to Taylor Swift on the radio when I noticed my breath. Dinner was heavy in garlic and it took two verses to notice how offensive my breath had become. Luckily, I always keep a small bottle of
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By Joey Alibro Twitter: @joeyalibro Latest on Jason Pierre-Paul The injury bug is already starting to plague the Giants again this season. Star defensive end Jason Pierre-Paul was involved in a fireworks accident on the 4th of July in South Florida. The extent of the injury has been all over the place as some reports said that it could be
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By Howard Vives
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Howdy, y’all! We all know that the NFL Draft is right around the corner, beginning on April 30th. And we all know that the choices that all 32 teams in the NFL make that night will be a significant part in whether they end up with the Lombardi Trophy and the 32nd pick in a future draft, or if they
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Everyone, and particularly the Philadelphia Eagles’ faithful, is sitting on the edge of their seats this offseason, watching Chip Kelly’s roster moves and wondering … what in the hell is this guy doing? Does he have a master plan that will reflect a savvy football genius (that’s what Eagles’ fans are hoping for) or is he just another run-of-the-mill narcissist
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