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Who? Undrafted Free Agents That Will Make an Impact in 2015
We’re approaching the worst time of year for sports, folks. In less than a month, there will be no basketball, no hockey, baseball will be dragging on, and our beloved football will still be months away from preseason action. Nonetheless, there is still a lot to cover on the gridiron. With OTAs under way, let’s look at some of the
Read moreThe 2015 Football Garbage Time Staff Mock NFL Draft
Howdy, y’all! We all know that the NFL Draft is right around the corner, beginning on April 30th. And we all know that the choices that all 32 teams in the NFL make that night will be a significant part in whether they end up with the Lombardi Trophy and the 32nd pick in a future draft, or if they
Read moreSex, Lives and Football (Players): Watt’s Up with J.J. Watt?
Royal Families can sometimes be hard to follow. Take for instance the British Royal Family. Britain’s royal line succession is a complicated hierarchy with Charles, Prince of Whales, first in line. Prince Charles is the first son of the Queen and Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh. Prince William, the first child of Prince Charles and the late Diana, Prince of
Read moreToo Fast & Too Furious?: How to Fix the Houston Texans
I really enjoy the “Fast and the Furious” movie series. I mean, what’s there not to like? There’s a bunch of fast cars, some of which parachute out of planes. There’s 20 minute long chase scenes that usually include some physics defying maneuvers and ridiculous stunts that could only exist in CGI land. It’s got one actor named after a rock (“The Rock”)
Read moreGarbageTalk: Followin’ Up On The Houston Texans Cheerleader Tryouts
As y’all may recall I wrote about the upcoming Houston Texan cheerleading squad tryouts in March. Well, after auditioning over 1000, the Texans are down to choosing from the final 50 … that’s right, five O. I’m sure it’s stressful, especially for the vets who were on the team last year. Yep, America — everyone has to try out every
Read moreGarbageTalk: With SXSW Wrapped Up And Most People Focusing on College Basketball, Let’s Talk Texas, Football And Cheerleaders, ‘Cause Why Not
First, y’all, I apologize for the long layoff … sometimes work and life just get in the way. One day I’ll write a book. Anyway, last week concluded this year’s SXSW event. Give it up to Spoon, the 2015 Grulke Prize winner for Career Act! One day I’ll make it to Houston for this event, even if my buddy, who
Read morePre-Free Agency 2015 NFL Mock Draft
1. Tampa Bay Buccaneers- Jameis Winston, QB, Florida State Despite an overanalyzed slow 40 time, Winston impressed teams with his high football IQ. Draft guru Todd McShay also called him the second best QB prospect of the past decade (behind only Andrew Luck). Bucs’ head coach Lovie Smith seems to be on the Jameis bandwagon as well, so unless there
Read moreWho is That Guy? – Part 2
Like cute cat pictures? Of course you do, or else you wouldn’t have clicked on my article. But that’s not what we’re here for today… It’s actually that time again — Time for your favorite game show in article form: “Who is that Guy?” (Start the intro music in your head again) Was it difficult identifying the offensive players in “Who’s that Guy?
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