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[I was going to write a new article about the Eagles letting Jeremy Maclin get away, but since the Eagle have been breaking my heart so frequently, I thought it would be easier to simply redline my article from last week. Enjoy. Or leave me hate mail. Totally up to you.] The first second time my heart was broken was
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By Bobby Pierson
Read moreThe first time my heart was broken was after my first girlfriend broke up with me (she was Kathy Ireland, I was in middle school, and it was all a dream). The first time my football heart had ever been broken was when the Philadelphia Eagles traded Brian Dawkins to the Denver Broncos. (Footnote: As a Bills fan, I was
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[Editor’s Note: I’ll never look at a Gronk spike the same again…] By Bobby Pierson
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[Editor’s Note: I always wondered what Ed Hochuli does with his spare time.] By Bobby Pierson
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I’m no fan of the Mentalist. Not because I don’t like the show, but because it basically totally rips off one my favorite shows of all time, Psych. And it isn’t nearly as funny. The adventures of Shawn and Gus over 8 seasons were not only incredibly amusing, and consisted of some really fun mysteries, but it also helped me develop a
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Hey everyone! We’re counting down the hours to Super Bowl XLIX, so it’s time for another Injuries & Oddities! And here it is, once AGAIN condensed into a picture by resident artist, Bobby Pierson: WHAT??? STILL not good enough for you? OK, then how about this: Richard Sherman OK, enough about the torn ligaments in his elbow already, we all
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An original sketch for you, the reader, from Football Garbage Time’s resident artist, Bobby Pierson related to his Super Bowl Prediction! Enjoy!
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Remember the Magic 8-Ball? Of course you do. Well, maybe not exactly like Bobby Pierson has sketched for us at the top of this article, but you all certainly remember that crazy gigantic plastic 8-ball, which is clearly at least 3-4 times larger than an actual 8-ball, that you shook up and then gave you a message answering your question
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Hey, thanks for reading my last Injuries & Oddities update! And if you haven’t read it, c’mon man, go read it right now. I spent a lot of time on that. I’ll wait. OK, so now that you’re back, here’s another edition of Injuries & Oddities for you condensed into another picture by contributing artist, Bobby Pierson: What? The picture STILL isn’t good
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