Pete Carroll and His Minions
An original sketch for you, the reader, from Football Garbage Time’s resident artist, Bobby Pierson related to his Super Bowl Prediction! Enjoy!
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Football Garbage Time is Tweeting LIVE from Super Bowl XLIX!
Follow Football Garbage Time’s Special Correspondent Raghav Kohli (@rkohli3) as he tweets LIVE on Sunday from Super Bowl XLIX! Comeback to Football Garbage Time on the day of the big game and follow along with Raghav and with us as we tweet away about all the action, all the nonsense, and how much we like Katy Perry!
Read moreMagic 8-Balls Rock: Staff Super Bowl XLIX Predictions
Remember the Magic 8-Ball? Of course you do. Well, maybe not exactly like Bobby Pierson has sketched for us at the top of this article, but you all certainly remember that crazy gigantic plastic 8-ball, which is clearly at least 3-4 times larger than an actual 8-ball, that you shook up and then gave you a message answering your question
Read moreGarbageTalk: The 2015 Super Bowl Advertisements Will Be A Disaster; Though It Will Not Be Attributable To Kimye
Folks – nothing new to report today on either team’s secret plan to win the Super Bowl, but I would like to discuss this year’s Super Bowl ads, which will collectively be terrible. Not because any one of them is inherently bad, except of course the Budweiser dog commercial which totally misses its target population (more on that tomorrow), but
Read moreCelebrity Picks for a Super (Hero) Bowl
Who are you cheering for? New England Patriots or Seattle Seahawks? Have you ever wondered which celebrities will be rooting with you? Or against you? These teams might be the two most hated teams in the league. But, not for these celebrities. TEAM SEAHAWKS Macklemore is a Seattle native who attends many Seahawks games, even getting a shout out from Russell Wilson
Read moreInjuries & Oddities: Super Bowl Update 2
Hey, thanks for reading my last Injuries & Oddities update! And if you haven’t read it, c’mon man, go read it right now. I spent a lot of time on that. I’ll wait. OK, so now that you’re back, here’s another edition of Injuries & Oddities for you condensed into another picture by contributing artist, Bobby Pierson: What? The picture STILL isn’t good
Read moreGarbageTalk: Roger Goodell’s Unofficial Discussion With Robert Kraft On The Patriots’ and Seahawks’ Respective Secret Plans To Win
On Monday, Robert Kraft held a press conference during which he chastised Roger Goodell and others for jumping to conclusions, and demanding an apology from Goodell himself if and when the NFL investigation into Deflategate exonerates the Patriots. A day later, Goodell and Kraft met face to face during Media day. Off the record, here is their exchange: Goodell: Bobby,
Read moreDo Mike & Ikes Like Eminem?: What the Seahawks Need to do to Win the Super Bowl – Part 2
And you’re back! Now that we discussed Russell Wilson and what he needs to do, as well as a little bit about Six Flags Amusement Parks and Eminem, let’s turn to the other big factor for Seattle, Richard Sherman. Is Richard Sherman the One Armed Man from “The Fugitive”? As I mentioned in the Injuries & Oddities article, after spraining
Read moreGarbageTalk: The Seahawk’s Respond To The Patriot’s Secret Baby Oil Plan
Yesterday, the world learned that the Patriots do in fact have a secret underhanded plan to win the Superbowl. That plan, of coating their running back in baby oil, was exposed first by yours truly. Now, as a much liked member of the NFL press core, I am fortunate to have contacts at every level of every organization. And that
Read more“Pete and Repeat Went Into a Store…”
I remember how fun it was to tell those silly riddles when you were a kid (Knock, Knock; Who’s There, Banana; Banana Who?—one of my favorites). Thinking about the super bowl, the one riddle that came to mind was the one that went—Pete and Repeat went into a store; Pete came out; Who was left?; Repeat! If Pete Carroll wants
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