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I remember how fun it was to tell those silly riddles when you were a kid (Knock, Knock; Who’s There, Banana; Banana Who?—one of my favorites). Thinking about the super bowl, the one riddle that came to mind was the one that went—Pete and Repeat went into a store; Pete came out; Who was left?; Repeat! If Pete Carroll wants
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Micheal Bennett with his fedora was second only to Marshawn Lynch on Media Day. When asked about the police bicycle he rode after the NFC Championship game, he jokingly stated: “black people can’t steal anything from the police…bad things happen…so I borrowed it, that’s the story I’m sticking to.” We learned he’s bi-lingual, showing off his Spanish (if you call it
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And now, what we found out about Bill Belichick… 1. His Relationship with Tom Brady – they’ve known each other for 15 years and spent 3 days at Pebble Beach last off-season playing golf – translation: They spent 3 days at Pebble Beach finding ways to bend the rules and return to the Super Bowl…guess it worked. (And in other
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Um…there wasn’t much from Marshawn Lynch’s 4 and half minutes. This is what we learned… 1) He’s just there so he doesn’t get fined. 2) He’s just there so he doesn’t get fined “boss”. 3) He has cool sunglasses. 4) Someone told him he was sexy and he replied “You’re sexy too.” 5) He has a nice smile. 6) Even Deion Sanders
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What did we learn from the Patriots on Super Bowl Media Day? Well here’s what we found out about Tom Brady in a convenient summary exclusively from Football Garbage Time! The facts: Tom Brady has been with the New England Patriots for 15 years. Tom has had 20 postseason starts. This will be Tom Brady’s 6th Super Bowl. Super Bowl 39 was
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Just check out the Twitter feed! @FBGarbageTime
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Lot’s of news flying before the Super Bowl. Who has time to read it all? Let us condense the important news on Injuries & Oddities for you (I think this picture by Bobby Pierson says it all): What? The picture isn’t good enough? OK, then how about this: Richard Sherman – After spraining his left elbow in the fourth quarter against the
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Want to know who’s going to win Super Bowl XLIX? It’s a complicated formula of stats, injury reports, wind direction, grass condition, temperature, mood swings and the probability of ‘allegedly’ tampered equipment. But, who has time? We have to go to work, feed the kids and walk the dog…you get what I mean…we’re busy people. You could watch hours of
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Sometimes a spin off is awesome. Like Fraser for instance. And sometimes there’s the Cleveland Show. Yes, not everyone loves the “Family Guy”, but it does have a certain formula that, if nothing else, is consistent. So if you like consistently random jokes concerning a fat man’s family, that include a talking dog and talking baby, interspersed with random cutaways
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For anyone who plays fantasy football (which is 98.4% of America, extrapolating from my own circle of friends) trying to find that one important impact player each week can mean the difference between a win or losing lots of money. For the super bowl, it’s the last chance before the long, cold, harsh and lonely winter (snowmageddon!, snowicane!) to make one last
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