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So I’ve been picking on the Cleveland Show a lot recently, and mostly because of Cleveland Brown. But I’ve also mentioned Tim the walking, talking Bear. And today, let’s all take a moment to remember poor Tim the Bear. We’ve had many examples of how a Bear can be successful. For instance, Paddington Bear not only did well for himself
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Poor Cleveland. I’m actually talking about Cleveland Brown from the Family Guy. He thought he was taking off into stardom by getting his own show, and it totally didn’t work out. Not even a walking talking cartoon bear and his over-“bear”-ing wife (see what I did there?) could save the show. And now he’s back, but in the background. If
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Well, I hoped you enjoyed getting to know Mr. Gronkowski a little better. And after discussing the boisterous, media attracting and sometimes controversial Gronk, perhaps we now turn to someone who’s a little more of a nice guy — Mr. Tony Romo. Admit it, when you saw the ESPN commercial with Tony Romo working as the receptionist, you thought “Yeah, I could
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As you may know, currently ongoing in San Antonio is a legal proceeding regarding Tom Benson, billionaire owner of the New Orleans Saints, regarding control over his many assets. On one side you have Tom’s child Renee and her two children Rita and Ryan, who once played significant roles in the Saints’ organization. On the other side is Tom’s third
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Well, I can’t say we were “blindsided” by this. After several years of increasing ineffectiveness, Mr. Blindside himself, Michael Oher, is without a team. I have to admit that I have a soft spot for Oher ever since I saw him get drafted in person at the 2009 NFL Draft in New York. I’m sure that everyone has seen him get drafted
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So I said last week in Part 1 that I was going to discuss Jordan Cameron and the TE position this time. Well, we’ll get to that, but it turns out that the Cleveland Browns had a pretty tumultuous week. OMJ – Oh My Josh It’s now been confirmed that Josh Gordon has been suspended for “at least” a year. Theoretically, he can petition
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Ever wanted to know more about the personal lives of football players? If you’re as much of a stalker as I am, sure you do. So let start with the famous inventor of the “Gronk Smash” himself, Rob Gronkowski. You might hate the New England Patriots, but you can’t hate Rob Gronkowski. I dare you to try. In case you didn’t
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There are a ton of articles out there dissecting the final Seahawks play of Super Bowl XLIX. I think they’re all wrong. Let me explain. Pete Carroll – ND Enemy #1 I really dislike Pete Carroll. Basically, being a Notre Dame fan, I have a significant dislike for USC. And because it was recent history, and thus top of mind, Pete Carroll, as
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Like cute cat pictures? Of course you do, or else you wouldn’t have clicked on my article. But that’s not what we’re here for today… It’s actually that time again — Time for your favorite game show in article form: “Who is that Guy?” (Start the intro music in your head again) Was it difficult identifying the offensive players in “Who’s that Guy?
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On exiting the stadium, I heard Pete Carrol mumbling to himself. At first, I couldn’t make it out, but eventually, he got loud enough for me to hear. He was saying: “would’a, could’a, should’a.” Yep. That about sums up the last Seattle play of the Super Bowl. But enough talk bout the losers. I’m sure all you want to talk
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