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Like the NBA dunk contest, there is a fascination with 40 times at the NFL combine. Both give us good reason. Spectacular dunks that make us jump out of our seats and wish we could do the same—Watching somebody run so fast it feels like they could fly. We all want that kind of speed (hello Usain Bolt). But being
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Don’t have time to follow all the NFL Combine information regarding Jameis Winston? No worries, let Football Garbage Time compile it all for you! Off-Field Concerns As we all know, NFL pundits trust Jameis Winston to adapt better to the NFL system since he played in a pro-style offense at Florida State. And right now, he’s the favorite to be picked
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So if you’re a fan of Jaguars (the car, not the animal), then you’re probably familiar with its “Good to Be Bad” commercials featuring prominent British actors playing villainous roles and ultimately driving Jaguars at excessive speeds. Believe it or not, Jaguar was criticized for “featuring and encouraging unsafe driving” and for being “socially irresponsible”. Hold on a sec, don’t
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You know what’s awesome about DC’s Teen Titans? They’re the super hero group that most people (who aren’t 10 and don’t watch a lot of Cartoon Network) don’t know about. Admittedly, when Robin (of Batman and Robin fame for all you non-comic people…or people who have been living under a rock for the last 30 years) is the most famous member
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Have you seen “Cutthroat Island”? If you haven’t, please don’t. You see, “Cutthroat Island” was supposed to be an adventurous romp through the high seas with a badass female pirate. Problem was that badass pirate was played by Geena Davis. Yes, that’s the same Geena Davis from “Thelma & Louise” and “A League of Their Own”. Nothing against Geena Davis, but frankly,
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OK, OK, “Set It and Forget It” is actually the “Ronco”, not the Broncos, but you try and rhyme something with Broncos. Go ahead, give it a shot, I’ll wait. Not so easy, right? Anyway, I had one of those Ronco rotisseries, because heck, who doesn’t want automatic rotisserie chicken? Turns out it’s anything but automatic, as the first set
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What? You don’t know what a Krayt Dragon is? Well, shame on you. Particularly if you’re a Star Wars fan. When Luke Skywalker and C3-PO managed to get jumped by Tusken Raiders on Tatooine looking for a runaway R2-D2, Obi-Wan Kenobi makes a Krayt Dragon sound to scare them off. Don’t remember? Check it out below. At least the theatrical
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So I’ve been picking on the Cleveland Show a lot recently, and mostly because of Cleveland Brown. But I’ve also mentioned Tim the walking, talking Bear. And today, let’s all take a moment to remember poor Tim the Bear. We’ve had many examples of how a Bear can be successful. For instance, Paddington Bear not only did well for himself
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Poor Cleveland. I’m actually talking about Cleveland Brown from the Family Guy. He thought he was taking off into stardom by getting his own show, and it totally didn’t work out. Not even a walking talking cartoon bear and his over-“bear”-ing wife (see what I did there?) could save the show. And now he’s back, but in the background. If
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