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Well, now they’ve gone and done it. Somehow, the Browns are managing to muck up the off season more than the 2014 regular season. On Friday, the Browns signed Josh McCown to a three-year deal worth $14 million with chance to make $20 million. $6.25 million is guaranteed, including $5.25 million in the first year. Shockingly, McCown acquired an average
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It’s been an interesting off season for the Cleveland Browns. So far, it’s been a direct extension of a disappointing 2014. But apparently, the Browns feel they can distract you from the ridiculous state of the team in the same way one would normally distract an unhappy toddler – by waving some flashy colors in front of your face. Loco
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It’s been awhile, so time for a quick Cleveland Browns update! And, spoiler alert, things have not gotten better. Ray Farmer As we discussed previously, there was an indication that the NFL will come down hard on the Browns for GM Ray Farmer allegedly trying to text playcalls to the sidelines during games. Well, Farmer came clean while at the
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Do you remember Ryan Leaf? Let’s time travel back to 1998. Leaf comes in 3rd for the Heisman Trophy, behind runner-up Peyton Manning and winner defensive back Charles Woodson. Leaf finishes his junior year at Washington State University, forgoing his senior year to enter into the NFL draft. Manning, finishing a degree in Speech Communications in 3-years, returned to the
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Poor Cleveland. I’m actually talking about Cleveland Brown from the Family Guy. He thought he was taking off into stardom by getting his own show, and it totally didn’t work out. Not even a walking talking cartoon bear and his over-“bear”-ing wife (see what I did there?) could save the show. And now he’s back, but in the background. If
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So I said last week in Part 1 that I was going to discuss Jordan Cameron and the TE position this time. Well, we’ll get to that, but it turns out that the Cleveland Browns had a pretty tumultuous week. OMJ – Oh My Josh It’s now been confirmed that Josh Gordon has been suspended for “at least” a year. Theoretically, he can petition
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Sometimes a spin off is awesome. Like Fraser for instance. And sometimes there’s the Cleveland Show. Yes, not everyone loves the “Family Guy”, but it does have a certain formula that, if nothing else, is consistent. So if you like consistently random jokes concerning a fat man’s family, that include a talking dog and talking baby, interspersed with random cutaways
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