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Ever wanted to know more about the personal lives of football players? If you’re as much of a stalker as I am, sure you do. So let start with the famous inventor of the “Gronk Smash” himself, Rob Gronkowski. You might hate the New England Patriots, but you can’t hate Rob Gronkowski. I dare you to try. In case you didn’t
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There are a ton of articles out there dissecting the final Seahawks play of Super Bowl XLIX. I think they’re all wrong. Let me explain. Pete Carroll – ND Enemy #1 I really dislike Pete Carroll. Basically, being a Notre Dame fan, I have a significant dislike for USC. And because it was recent history, and thus top of mind, Pete Carroll, as
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Like cute cat pictures? Of course you do, or else you wouldn’t have clicked on my article. But that’s not what we’re here for today… It’s actually that time again — Time for your favorite game show in article form: “Who is that Guy?” (Start the intro music in your head again) Was it difficult identifying the offensive players in “Who’s that Guy?
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On exiting the stadium, I heard Pete Carrol mumbling to himself. At first, I couldn’t make it out, but eventually, he got loud enough for me to hear. He was saying: “would’a, could’a, should’a.” Yep. That about sums up the last Seattle play of the Super Bowl. But enough talk bout the losers. I’m sure all you want to talk
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I’m no fan of the Mentalist. Not because I don’t like the show, but because it basically totally rips off one my favorite shows of all time, Psych. And it isn’t nearly as funny. The adventures of Shawn and Gus over 8 seasons were not only incredibly amusing, and consisted of some really fun mysteries, but it also helped me develop a
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Well, well, a much better Super Bowl as compared to last year. And what an amazing final 2 minutes as the Patriots and Brady make history. And if you didn’t catch it during the game, feel free to check out Football Garbage Time’s Special Correspondent, Raghav Kohli, and his live tweets from the Super Bowl! What a terrific game. It’s a
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After watching part of the AP NFL Awards at the NFL Honors in Arizona, I realized how few players I recognized when they didn’t have their names plastered on their back. So I started thinking, how many players could you identify out of uniform? Well, lets play “Identify the Player”! (Play intro music in your head) Are you good with
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We’re getting closer by the minute to kickoff! So check back often as you’ll see on the sidebar Special Correspondent Raghav Kohli will be tweeting LIVE from Super Bowl XLIX!! Enjoy the game! Love the #Patriots pic.twitter.com/Vxmn5ghHlk — Raghav Kohli (@rkohli3) February 2, 2015 Unbelievable ending!!!! pic.twitter.com/nWEB9oufKA — Raghav Kohli (@rkohli3) February 2, 2015 Energy of pats fans has
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Hey everyone! We’re counting down the hours to Super Bowl XLIX, so it’s time for another Injuries & Oddities! And here it is, once AGAIN condensed into a picture by resident artist, Bobby Pierson: WHAT??? STILL not good enough for you? OK, then how about this: Richard Sherman OK, enough about the torn ligaments in his elbow already, we all
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Remember the Magic 8-Ball? Of course you do. Well, maybe not exactly like Bobby Pierson has sketched for us at the top of this article, but you all certainly remember that crazy gigantic plastic 8-ball, which is clearly at least 3-4 times larger than an actual 8-ball, that you shook up and then gave you a message answering your question
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