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Yesterday, the world learned that the Patriots do in fact have a secret underhanded plan to win the Superbowl. That plan, of coating their running back in baby oil, was exposed first by yours truly. Now, as a much liked member of the NFL press core, I am fortunate to have contacts at every level of every organization. And that
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I remember how fun it was to tell those silly riddles when you were a kid (Knock, Knock; Who’s There, Banana; Banana Who?—one of my favorites). Thinking about the super bowl, the one riddle that came to mind was the one that went—Pete and Repeat went into a store; Pete came out; Who was left?; Repeat! If Pete Carroll wants
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And now, what we found out about Bill Belichick… 1. His Relationship with Tom Brady – they’ve known each other for 15 years and spent 3 days at Pebble Beach last off-season playing golf – translation: They spent 3 days at Pebble Beach finding ways to bend the rules and return to the Super Bowl…guess it worked. (And in other
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What did we learn from the Patriots on Super Bowl Media Day? Well here’s what we found out about Tom Brady in a convenient summary exclusively from Football Garbage Time! The facts: Tom Brady has been with the New England Patriots for 15 years. Tom has had 20 postseason starts. This will be Tom Brady’s 6th Super Bowl. Super Bowl 39 was
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Lot’s of news flying before the Super Bowl. Who has time to read it all? Let us condense the important news on Injuries & Oddities for you (I think this picture by Bobby Pierson says it all): What? The picture isn’t good enough? OK, then how about this: Richard Sherman – After spraining his left elbow in the fourth quarter against the
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Want to know who’s going to win Super Bowl XLIX? It’s a complicated formula of stats, injury reports, wind direction, grass condition, temperature, mood swings and the probability of ‘allegedly’ tampered equipment. But, who has time? We have to go to work, feed the kids and walk the dog…you get what I mean…we’re busy people. You could watch hours of
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For anyone who plays fantasy football (which is 98.4% of America, extrapolating from my own circle of friends) trying to find that one important impact player each week can mean the difference between a win or losing lots of money. For the super bowl, it’s the last chance before the long, cold, harsh and lonely winter (snowmageddon!, snowicane!) to make one last
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Six Flags Amusement Parks are great. And I don’t only mean that they’re great because they like to use the word “great” in their park names (a la “Great Adventure” and “Great America” among many others). No, I also mean that they’re great places to visit. That is, they’re great places to visit if you’re a fan of obscure Warner
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Deflategate in this football fan’s eyes was pure comedy. Basically we heard Belichick and Brady bob and weave through reporter questions giving political-sounding answers akin to those given by Bill Clinton when answering questions about Monica Lewinsky … “I’ve never had sexual relations with that woman.” Um, OK Bill. Define “sexual relations” for me. Anyway, with Deflategate winding down, the
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