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By Ha Kung Wong Twitter: @FBGarbageTime In Part 1, we discussed the problems that the Los Angeles Rams will have to deal with in the off season. So now, let’s discuss how we fix them! The Fix As measured from 2015 records, the Rams are faced with the third hardest regular season schedule in 2016. So some serious reconfiguring will
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By Ha Kung Wong Twitter: @FBGarbageTime Well, Ram fans, you got a lot coming your way. And I don’t mean fans of Ram Man of “He-Man and the Masters of the Universe” fame, I’m talking about fans of the newly minted Los Angeles Rams. Wait, you haven’t heard of Ram Man? Well, perhaps this fantastic commercial from the 1980’s will
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By Ha Kung Wong Twitter: @FBGarbageTime Wow, Raiders fans, tough year. I mean, maybe not as tough as Han Solo’s year in the new Star Wars. I mean, the guy is 73 years old and is still meandering around the galaxy with Chewbacca, who NEVER seems to get old. And by the way, isn’t it time for a new outfit?
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By Ha Kung Wong Twitter: @FBGarbageTime Poor Cleveland. Last year, when I said that, I was referring to Cleveland Brown from the “Family Guy”, basically because his spinoff show was cancelled by Fox. Yup, Cleveland had to schlep it back to Quohog to return as a secondary cast member of the “Family Guy”. And if that wasn’t bad enough, some people
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I really enjoy the “Fast and the Furious” movie series. I mean, what’s there not to like? There’s a bunch of fast cars, some of which parachute out of planes. There’s 20 minute long chase scenes that usually include some physics defying maneuvers and ridiculous stunts that could only exist in CGI land. It’s got one actor named after a rock (“The Rock”)
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After going on a spending spree last offseason signing the likes of Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie, Geoff Schwartz, and Rashad Jennings, the Giants finished with a losing record for the second straight season under Tom Coughlin. Three years removed from a Super Bowl, the 2015 season seems to be do or die for Coughlin and Co. Even after three straight years without
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So if you’re a fan of Jaguars (the car, not the animal), then you’re probably familiar with its “Good to Be Bad” commercials featuring prominent British actors playing villainous roles and ultimately driving Jaguars at excessive speeds. Believe it or not, Jaguar was criticized for “featuring and encouraging unsafe driving” and for being “socially irresponsible”. Hold on a sec, don’t
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You know what’s awesome about DC’s Teen Titans? They’re the super hero group that most people (who aren’t 10 and don’t watch a lot of Cartoon Network) don’t know about. Admittedly, when Robin (of Batman and Robin fame for all you non-comic people…or people who have been living under a rock for the last 30 years) is the most famous member
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Have you seen “Cutthroat Island”? If you haven’t, please don’t. You see, “Cutthroat Island” was supposed to be an adventurous romp through the high seas with a badass female pirate. Problem was that badass pirate was played by Geena Davis. Yes, that’s the same Geena Davis from “Thelma & Louise” and “A League of Their Own”. Nothing against Geena Davis, but frankly,
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OK, OK, “Set It and Forget It” is actually the “Ronco”, not the Broncos, but you try and rhyme something with Broncos. Go ahead, give it a shot, I’ll wait. Not so easy, right? Anyway, I had one of those Ronco rotisseries, because heck, who doesn’t want automatic rotisserie chicken? Turns out it’s anything but automatic, as the first set
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