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Wow. What a start to free agency. There were a number of huge surprises, perhaps none more than Jimmy Graham going to Seattle for Max Unger and a first round draft pick. But the biggest impact likely came from the bizarre quarterback swap between the Philadelphia Eagles and the St. Louis Rams. After numerous statements by the Rams that Bradford
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Free agency looms, so what better time to get another update on the Cleveland Browns! Hartline Gives the Browns a Pulse Well, I’ve discussed several times now that the Cleveland Browns really need to add receiving options, particularly in the wake of Josh Gordon’s looming suspension and Jordan Cameron’s inevitable move to another team. And I’ve mentioned that I thought
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Having trouble keeping up with what wide receivers will be available in free agency Tuesday, March 10 at 4 PM ET? Well, let Football Garbage Time rank and compile information on the top wide receivers still available (or likely to be available) in free agency! 1) Percy Harvin He’s still a Jet, but will likely soon be a free agent
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Remember the Star Wars prequels? Yeah, I’d rather not as well. After years of anticipation, George Lucas proved that everything Star Wars ISN’T automatically awesome but DOES require a good script. And if you’ve seen the prequels, you too have experienced how painful all the dialogue was between Anakin Skywalker and Padme. And then there’s Jar Jar Binks. Yikes. You
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There are legends, and then there are Legends. Sometimes its hard to tell which are which. As an example, Cleveland Brown is not a Legend. Nor is he a legend. But when you see a Legend, you never expect them to leave. So it’s always surprising to see a Legend move on. And it’s even more surprising when the last
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Remember poor Greedo? Yeah, he’s the guy in Star Wars that got shot by Han Solo in the Cantina. And all he was trying to do is make an honest living claiming bounties for Jabba the Hutt. I mean, if you were named after one of the Seven Deadly Sins, you’d be pretty ornery as well. And his parents were
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What IS a nerf herder anyway? Someone who gathers nerf footballs? Apparently, Princess Leia thought it was pretty insulting when she called Han Solo a nerf herder in the Empire Strikes Back. So I looked it up, and it turns out it refers to someone who’s somewhat simple, but capable. And so far, the Oakland Raiders have been just that.
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Well, even Smokey the Bear is making a comeback with his new commercials. Isn’t it about time the Chicago Bears make a comeback as well? And the first place to start is the dumpster fire known as the Chicago Bears defense (which, by the way, was the 3rd worst defense in terms of yards allowed in 2014). So we know
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Well, well. The Cleveland Browns, will have the second most adjusted cap space in the NFL ($161,767,400 million) this off-season as they decided not to use any franchise or transition tags by the Monday, March 2 deadline, and decide to carry over a significant amount of unused cap space from 2014. So far, the Browns’ primary off-season move was to
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Don’t have time to catch up on all the NFL franchise and transition tags today? Well, let Football Garbage Time do it for you! Demaryius Thomas – Exclusive Franchise Tag As predicted, Demaryius Thomas was franchise tagged by the Broncos. Looks like they have some work to do on Julius Thomas, though. Just in case you’re not aware, using the
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