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It’s been an interesting off season for the Cleveland Browns. So far, it’s been a direct extension of a disappointing 2014. But apparently, the Browns feel they can distract you from the ridiculous state of the team in the same way one would normally distract an unhappy toddler – by waving some flashy colors in front of your face. Loco
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Anyone watch the new “Odd Couple” TV show starring Chandler from “Friends” and that guy who was the lieutenant in “Reno 911”? Yeah, me neither. Or at least not that I’m willing to admit. OK, fine. The show is terrible. I mean, it would have been funny in 1970 when the material was fresh (i.e. when the original “Odd Couple” launched),
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It’s been awhile, so time for a quick Cleveland Browns update! And, spoiler alert, things have not gotten better. Ray Farmer As we discussed previously, there was an indication that the NFL will come down hard on the Browns for GM Ray Farmer allegedly trying to text playcalls to the sidelines during games. Well, Farmer came clean while at the
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Don’t have time to follow all the NFL Combine information regarding Jameis Winston? No worries, let Football Garbage Time compile it all for you! Off-Field Concerns As we all know, NFL pundits trust Jameis Winston to adapt better to the NFL system since he played in a pro-style offense at Florida State. And right now, he’s the favorite to be picked
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So if you’re a fan of Jaguars (the car, not the animal), then you’re probably familiar with its “Good to Be Bad” commercials featuring prominent British actors playing villainous roles and ultimately driving Jaguars at excessive speeds. Believe it or not, Jaguar was criticized for “featuring and encouraging unsafe driving” and for being “socially irresponsible”. Hold on a sec, don’t
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You know what’s awesome about DC’s Teen Titans? They’re the super hero group that most people (who aren’t 10 and don’t watch a lot of Cartoon Network) don’t know about. Admittedly, when Robin (of Batman and Robin fame for all you non-comic people…or people who have been living under a rock for the last 30 years) is the most famous member
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Have you seen “Cutthroat Island”? If you haven’t, please don’t. You see, “Cutthroat Island” was supposed to be an adventurous romp through the high seas with a badass female pirate. Problem was that badass pirate was played by Geena Davis. Yes, that’s the same Geena Davis from “Thelma & Louise” and “A League of Their Own”. Nothing against Geena Davis, but frankly,
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OK, OK, “Set It and Forget It” is actually the “Ronco”, not the Broncos, but you try and rhyme something with Broncos. Go ahead, give it a shot, I’ll wait. Not so easy, right? Anyway, I had one of those Ronco rotisseries, because heck, who doesn’t want automatic rotisserie chicken? Turns out it’s anything but automatic, as the first set
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Yesterday, in my article concerning how to fix the Oakland Raiders, I was called out because I accidentally referred to starting quarterback “Derek Carr” as his now washed up brother “David Carr”. So in penance for that, I’m going to take a closer look at “Derek Carr” today and consider what potential he has for 2015. This one is for
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What? You don’t know what a Krayt Dragon is? Well, shame on you. Particularly if you’re a Star Wars fan. When Luke Skywalker and C3-PO managed to get jumped by Tusken Raiders on Tatooine looking for a runaway R2-D2, Obi-Wan Kenobi makes a Krayt Dragon sound to scare them off. Don’t remember? Check it out below. At least the theatrical
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