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The first four full days of NFL free agency has come to a close and we’ve had some incredible signings and trades, including big names like DeMarco Murray, Andre Johnson, Mike Wallace, Ndamukong Suh and Darelle Revis finding homes, potential impact players like Eddie Royal, Harry Douglas and Ryan Mathews getting landing spots, and crazy trades like Sam Bradford for Nick Foles and Jimmy Graham for Max
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It’s almost been a full four days in free agency and sparks have been flying. With big names like DeMarco Murray, Andre Johnson, Ndamukong Suh and Darelle Revis finding homes, potential impact players like Eddie Royal and Harry Douglas getting landing spots, and crazy trades being pulled off like Sam Bradford for Nick Foles, it can be a real hassle trying to
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Ah yes, everyone loves royalty. Remember the wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton back in 2011? The one that was hyped by basically every TV channel under the sun and such hard hitting journalistic outlets as People Magazine and US Weekly? Believe it or not, that wedding ceremony was viewed live by 72 million on YouTube and about 36.7
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Wow. What a start to free agency. There were a number of huge surprises, perhaps none more than Jimmy Graham going to Seattle for Max Unger and a first round draft pick. But the biggest impact likely came from the bizarre quarterback swap between the Philadelphia Eagles and the St. Louis Rams. After numerous statements by the Rams that Bradford
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Free agency looms, so what better time to get another update on the Cleveland Browns! Hartline Gives the Browns a Pulse Well, I’ve discussed several times now that the Cleveland Browns really need to add receiving options, particularly in the wake of Josh Gordon’s looming suspension and Jordan Cameron’s inevitable move to another team. And I’ve mentioned that I thought
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Having trouble keeping up with what wide receivers will be available in free agency Tuesday, March 10 at 4 PM ET? Well, let Football Garbage Time rank and compile information on the top wide receivers still available (or likely to be available) in free agency! 1) Percy Harvin He’s still a Jet, but will likely soon be a free agent
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Remember the Star Wars prequels? Yeah, I’d rather not as well. After years of anticipation, George Lucas proved that everything Star Wars ISN’T automatically awesome but DOES require a good script. And if you’ve seen the prequels, you too have experienced how painful all the dialogue was between Anakin Skywalker and Padme. And then there’s Jar Jar Binks. Yikes. You
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There are legends, and then there are Legends. Sometimes its hard to tell which are which. As an example, Cleveland Brown is not a Legend. Nor is he a legend. But when you see a Legend, you never expect them to leave. So it’s always surprising to see a Legend move on. And it’s even more surprising when the last
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Remember poor Greedo? Yeah, he’s the guy in Star Wars that got shot by Han Solo in the Cantina. And all he was trying to do is make an honest living claiming bounties for Jabba the Hutt. I mean, if you were named after one of the Seven Deadly Sins, you’d be pretty ornery as well. And his parents were
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What IS a nerf herder anyway? Someone who gathers nerf footballs? Apparently, Princess Leia thought it was pretty insulting when she called Han Solo a nerf herder in the Empire Strikes Back. So I looked it up, and it turns out it refers to someone who’s somewhat simple, but capable. And so far, the Oakland Raiders have been just that.
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