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Hey, thanks for reading my last Injuries & Oddities update! And if you haven’t read it, c’mon man, go read it right now. I spent a lot of time on that. I’ll wait. OK, so now that you’re back, here’s another edition of Injuries & Oddities for you condensed into another picture by contributing artist, Bobby Pierson: What? The picture STILL isn’t good
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On Monday, Robert Kraft held a press conference during which he chastised Roger Goodell and others for jumping to conclusions, and demanding an apology from Goodell himself if and when the NFL investigation into Deflategate exonerates the Patriots. A day later, Goodell and Kraft met face to face during Media day. Off the record, here is their exchange: Goodell: Bobby,
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And you’re back! Now that we discussed Russell Wilson and what he needs to do, as well as a little bit about Six Flags Amusement Parks and Eminem, let’s turn to the other big factor for Seattle, Richard Sherman. Is Richard Sherman the One Armed Man from “The Fugitive”? As I mentioned in the Injuries & Oddities article, after spraining
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Yesterday, the world learned that the Patriots do in fact have a secret underhanded plan to win the Superbowl. That plan, of coating their running back in baby oil, was exposed first by yours truly. Now, as a much liked member of the NFL press core, I am fortunate to have contacts at every level of every organization. And that
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I remember how fun it was to tell those silly riddles when you were a kid (Knock, Knock; Who’s There, Banana; Banana Who?—one of my favorites). Thinking about the super bowl, the one riddle that came to mind was the one that went—Pete and Repeat went into a store; Pete came out; Who was left?; Repeat! If Pete Carroll wants
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Micheal Bennett with his fedora was second only to Marshawn Lynch on Media Day. When asked about the police bicycle he rode after the NFC Championship game, he jokingly stated: “black people can’t steal anything from the police…bad things happen…so I borrowed it, that’s the story I’m sticking to.” We learned he’s bi-lingual, showing off his Spanish (if you call it
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And now, what we found out about Bill Belichick… 1. His Relationship with Tom Brady – they’ve known each other for 15 years and spent 3 days at Pebble Beach last off-season playing golf – translation: They spent 3 days at Pebble Beach finding ways to bend the rules and return to the Super Bowl…guess it worked. (And in other
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Um…there wasn’t much from Marshawn Lynch’s 4 and half minutes. This is what we learned… 1) He’s just there so he doesn’t get fined. 2) He’s just there so he doesn’t get fined “boss”. 3) He has cool sunglasses. 4) Someone told him he was sexy and he replied “You’re sexy too.” 5) He has a nice smile. 6) Even Deion Sanders
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What did we learn from the Patriots on Super Bowl Media Day? Well here’s what we found out about Tom Brady in a convenient summary exclusively from Football Garbage Time! The facts: Tom Brady has been with the New England Patriots for 15 years. Tom has had 20 postseason starts. This will be Tom Brady’s 6th Super Bowl. Super Bowl 39 was
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Just check out the Twitter feed! @FBGarbageTime
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