Offsides (Comic)
[Editor’s Note: I always wondered what Ed Hochuli does with his spare time.] By Bobby Pierson
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What’s Going on in Gotham?: How to Fix the New York Giants
After going on a spending spree last offseason signing the likes of Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie, Geoff Schwartz, and Rashad Jennings, the Giants finished with a losing record for the second straight season under Tom Coughlin. Three years removed from a Super Bowl, the 2015 season seems to be do or die for Coughlin and Co. Even after three straight years without
Read moreSippin’ on a 40: Why are we so obsessed with the NFL Combine 40 yard dash?
Like the NBA dunk contest, there is a fascination with 40 times at the NFL combine. Both give us good reason. Spectacular dunks that make us jump out of our seats and wish we could do the same—Watching somebody run so fast it feels like they could fly. We all want that kind of speed (hello Usain Bolt). But being
Read moreNFL Combine Update – Jameis Winston
Don’t have time to follow all the NFL Combine information regarding Jameis Winston? No worries, let Football Garbage Time compile it all for you! Off-Field Concerns As we all know, NFL pundits trust Jameis Winston to adapt better to the NFL system since he played in a pro-style offense at Florida State. And right now, he’s the favorite to be picked
Read moreIt’s Bad to Be Bad: How to Fix the Jacksonville Jaguars
So if you’re a fan of Jaguars (the car, not the animal), then you’re probably familiar with its “Good to Be Bad” commercials featuring prominent British actors playing villainous roles and ultimately driving Jaguars at excessive speeds. Believe it or not, Jaguar was criticized for “featuring and encouraging unsafe driving” and for being “socially irresponsible”. Hold on a sec, don’t
Read moreKing Kong, Angry Daddy and Crying Baby – Don’t Leave Us!
The proud history of the NFC North is often remembered for stoic faces like Lombardi, Grant, Ditka, Payton, Charter and Sanders. When Joe Kapp climbed his way out of the Canadian Football League to be branded by Sports Illustrated as, “The Toughest Chicano” it was because of grit and determination. Barry Sanders had an indomitable spirit that refused to let
Read moreOnce Bitten, Twice Shy: Recent First Round Quarterback Busts in the NFL
Do you remember Ryan Leaf? Let’s time travel back to 1998. Leaf comes in 3rd for the Heisman Trophy, behind runner-up Peyton Manning and winner defensive back Charles Woodson. Leaf finishes his junior year at Washington State University, forgoing his senior year to enter into the NFL draft. Manning, finishing a degree in Speech Communications in 3-years, returned to the
Read moreTeen Titans Who?: How to Fix the Tennessee Titans
You know what’s awesome about DC’s Teen Titans? They’re the super hero group that most people (who aren’t 10 and don’t watch a lot of Cartoon Network) don’t know about. Admittedly, when Robin (of Batman and Robin fame for all you non-comic people…or people who have been living under a rock for the last 30 years) is the most famous member
Read moreEven Geena Davis Couldn’t Have Been This Bad: How to Fix the Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Have you seen “Cutthroat Island”? If you haven’t, please don’t. You see, “Cutthroat Island” was supposed to be an adventurous romp through the high seas with a badass female pirate. Problem was that badass pirate was played by Geena Davis. Yes, that’s the same Geena Davis from “Thelma & Louise” and “A League of Their Own”. Nothing against Geena Davis, but frankly,
Read moreNothing to See Here: Old News with JK – Presidents Day Edition
Happy Presidents Day everyone! And by the way, bonus points if you can identify the president above. Yeah, good luck with that. Anyway, ever wonder what happened in football on February 16th in the past? Well, I did. So here you go, let’s do a little time traveling… 2004 Pioneering Celebration Injury Master Moves On Everyone remembers Detroit Lions’ linebacker
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