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There are legends, and then there are Legends. Sometimes its hard to tell which are which. As an example, Cleveland Brown is not a Legend. Nor is he a legend. But when you see a Legend, you never expect them to leave. So it’s always surprising to see a Legend move on. And it’s even more surprising when the last
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Chicago Bears guard Kyle Long made a smooth escape after he tweeted on March 4th that Olivia Munn, Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers’ girlfriend, was hotter than Kristin Cavallari, Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler’s wife. “@KristinCav: @Ky1eLong @JayDubWard ummmm excuse me” let's fight about it KC u know I'm into brunettes — Kyle (@Ky1eLong) March 4, 2015 Where’s the
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Remember poor Greedo? Yeah, he’s the guy in Star Wars that got shot by Han Solo in the Cantina. And all he was trying to do is make an honest living claiming bounties for Jabba the Hutt. I mean, if you were named after one of the Seven Deadly Sins, you’d be pretty ornery as well. And his parents were
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While Russell Wilson’s chances of ever actually playing in the MLB are not certain, the prospects of him getting a 100% guaranteed contract may be growing, and I’m talking about in the NFL. Last summer I heard a radio host (pardon me for forgetting said host’s name) state that one of his bold predictions for 2015 was that Russell Wilson
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What IS a nerf herder anyway? Someone who gathers nerf footballs? Apparently, Princess Leia thought it was pretty insulting when she called Han Solo a nerf herder in the Empire Strikes Back. So I looked it up, and it turns out it refers to someone who’s somewhat simple, but capable. And so far, the Oakland Raiders have been just that.
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1. Tampa Bay Buccaneers- Jameis Winston, QB, Florida State Despite an overanalyzed slow 40 time, Winston impressed teams with his high football IQ. Draft guru Todd McShay also called him the second best QB prospect of the past decade (behind only Andrew Luck). Bucs’ head coach Lovie Smith seems to be on the Jameis bandwagon as well, so unless there
Read moreThe first time my heart was broken was after my first girlfriend broke up with me (she was Kathy Ireland, I was in middle school, and it was all a dream). The first time my football heart had ever been broken was when the Philadelphia Eagles traded Brian Dawkins to the Denver Broncos. (Footnote: As a Bills fan, I was
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With the upcoming 2015 NFL Draft on April 30th, the Chicago Bears face some hard decisions regarding how to improve on last years record of 5-11. One of those decisions will be Jay Cutler. The value of quarterback Jay Cutler has been highly debated. 2015 will be the 1st year into his 7-year contract, valued at $126.7 million dollars. If
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Well, even Smokey the Bear is making a comeback with his new commercials. Isn’t it about time the Chicago Bears make a comeback as well? And the first place to start is the dumpster fire known as the Chicago Bears defense (which, by the way, was the 3rd worst defense in terms of yards allowed in 2014). So we know
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Well, well. The Cleveland Browns, will have the second most adjusted cap space in the NFL ($161,767,400 million) this off-season as they decided not to use any franchise or transition tags by the Monday, March 2 deadline, and decide to carry over a significant amount of unused cap space from 2014. So far, the Browns’ primary off-season move was to
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