Pete Carroll and His Minions
An original sketch for you, the reader, from Football Garbage Time’s resident artist, Bobby Pierson related to his Super Bowl Prediction! Enjoy!
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Magic 8-Balls Rock: Staff Super Bowl XLIX Predictions
Remember the Magic 8-Ball? Of course you do. Well, maybe not exactly like Bobby Pierson has sketched for us at the top of this article, but you all certainly remember that crazy gigantic plastic 8-ball, which is clearly at least 3-4 times larger than an actual 8-ball, that you shook up and then gave you a message answering your question
Read moreCelebrity Picks for a Super (Hero) Bowl
Who are you cheering for? New England Patriots or Seattle Seahawks? Have you ever wondered which celebrities will be rooting with you? Or against you? These teams might be the two most hated teams in the league. But, not for these celebrities. TEAM SEAHAWKS Macklemore is a Seattle native who attends many Seahawks games, even getting a shout out from Russell Wilson
Read moreInjuries & Oddities: Super Bowl Update 2
Hey, thanks for reading my last Injuries & Oddities update! And if you haven’t read it, c’mon man, go read it right now. I spent a lot of time on that. I’ll wait. OK, so now that you’re back, here’s another edition of Injuries & Oddities for you condensed into another picture by contributing artist, Bobby Pierson: What? The picture STILL isn’t good
Read moreDo Mike & Ikes Like Eminem?: What the Seahawks Need to do to Win the Super Bowl – Part 2
And you’re back! Now that we discussed Russell Wilson and what he needs to do, as well as a little bit about Six Flags Amusement Parks and Eminem, let’s turn to the other big factor for Seattle, Richard Sherman. Is Richard Sherman the One Armed Man from “The Fugitive”? As I mentioned in the Injuries & Oddities article, after spraining
Read moreGarbageTalk: The Seahawk’s Respond To The Patriot’s Secret Baby Oil Plan
Yesterday, the world learned that the Patriots do in fact have a secret underhanded plan to win the Superbowl. That plan, of coating their running back in baby oil, was exposed first by yours truly. Now, as a much liked member of the NFL press core, I am fortunate to have contacts at every level of every organization. And that
Read more“Pete and Repeat Went Into a Store…”
I remember how fun it was to tell those silly riddles when you were a kid (Knock, Knock; Who’s There, Banana; Banana Who?—one of my favorites). Thinking about the super bowl, the one riddle that came to mind was the one that went—Pete and Repeat went into a store; Pete came out; Who was left?; Repeat! If Pete Carroll wants
Read moreSB Media Day: What We Found Out About the Seahawks…- Everyone Other Than Marshawn Lynch
Micheal Bennett with his fedora was second only to Marshawn Lynch on Media Day. When asked about the police bicycle he rode after the NFC Championship game, he jokingly stated: “black people can’t steal anything from the police…bad things happen…so I borrowed it, that’s the story I’m sticking to.” We learned he’s bi-lingual, showing off his Spanish (if you call it
Read moreSB MEDIA DAY: What we found out about the Seahawks… – Marshawn Lynch
Um…there wasn’t much from Marshawn Lynch’s 4 and half minutes. This is what we learned… 1) He’s just there so he doesn’t get fined. 2) He’s just there so he doesn’t get fined “boss”. 3) He has cool sunglasses. 4) Someone told him he was sexy and he replied “You’re sexy too.” 5) He has a nice smile. 6) Even Deion Sanders
Read moreInjuries & Oddities: Super Bowl Update 1
Lot’s of news flying before the Super Bowl. Who has time to read it all? Let us condense the important news on Injuries & Oddities for you (I think this picture by Bobby Pierson says it all): What? The picture isn’t good enough? OK, then how about this: Richard Sherman – After spraining his left elbow in the fourth quarter against the
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