Offsides (Comic)
By Bobby Pierson
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Updated: Ranked Remaining Wide Receivers in Free Agency
It’s almost been a full four days in free agency and sparks have been flying. With big names like DeMarco Murray, Andre Johnson, Ndamukong Suh and Darelle Revis finding homes, potential impact players like Eddie Royal and Harry Douglas getting landing spots, and crazy trades being pulled off like Sam Bradford for Nick Foles, it can be a real hassle trying to
Read moreRoyalty Is Unpredictable: Is Eddie Royal a Fit for the Chicago Bears?
Ah yes, everyone loves royalty. Remember the wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton back in 2011? The one that was hyped by basically every TV channel under the sun and such hard hitting journalistic outlets as People Magazine and US Weekly? Believe it or not, that wedding ceremony was viewed live by 72 million on YouTube and about 36.7
Read moreSex, Lives and Football (Players): A Study in Suh
Defensive tackle, Ndamukong Suh, recently signed with the Miami Dolphins in a $114 million dollar contract with a guaranteed $60 million. This deal will make Suh the highest paid player in the NFL who isn’t a quarterback, averaging $19 million over six years. Is Suh worth the money? The Miami Dolphins obviously think so. And the feeling appears mutual. Suh:
Read moreBest Wide Receivers (Left) Available in Free Agency
Having trouble keeping up with what wide receivers will be available in free agency Tuesday, March 10 at 4 PM ET? Well, let Football Garbage Time rank and compile information on the top wide receivers still available (or likely to be available) in free agency! 1) Percy Harvin He’s still a Jet, but will likely soon be a free agent
Read moreOffsides (Comic)
By Bobby Pierson
Read moreGeorge Lucas Stinks at Prequels: Is Percy Harvin the Answer for the Oakland Raiders?
Remember the Star Wars prequels? Yeah, I’d rather not as well. After years of anticipation, George Lucas proved that everything Star Wars ISN’T automatically awesome but DOES require a good script. And if you’ve seen the prequels, you too have experienced how painful all the dialogue was between Anakin Skywalker and Padme. And then there’s Jar Jar Binks. Yikes. You
Read moreChicago Bears or Green Bay Packers: Who Has the Hotter Better Half?
Chicago Bears guard Kyle Long made a smooth escape after he tweeted on March 4th that Olivia Munn, Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers’ girlfriend, was hotter than Kristin Cavallari, Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler’s wife. “@KristinCav: @Ky1eLong @JayDubWard ummmm excuse me” let's fight about it KC u know I'm into brunettes — Kyle (@Ky1eLong) March 4, 2015 Where’s the
Read moreGreedo’s Name Sucks: Is Tyvon Branch the Answer for the Chicago Bears?
Remember poor Greedo? Yeah, he’s the guy in Star Wars that got shot by Han Solo in the Cantina. And all he was trying to do is make an honest living claiming bounties for Jabba the Hutt. I mean, if you were named after one of the Seven Deadly Sins, you’d be pretty ornery as well. And his parents were
Read morePre-Free Agency 2015 NFL Mock Draft
1. Tampa Bay Buccaneers- Jameis Winston, QB, Florida State Despite an overanalyzed slow 40 time, Winston impressed teams with his high football IQ. Draft guru Todd McShay also called him the second best QB prospect of the past decade (behind only Andrew Luck). Bucs’ head coach Lovie Smith seems to be on the Jameis bandwagon as well, so unless there
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