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By Joey Alibro Twitter: @joeyalibro The Good 1) Do you remember the sketch of Tom Brady from his first day in court a couple weeks ago? Well, the same sketch artist took another stab at drawing the 4-time Super Bowl winning quarterback. As you can see, they did at least minutely better the second time around. That’s not the only
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Am I a sucker? Well, I’ve been watching the TV show “UnREAL” on (gasp!) Lifetime. Hold your horses, that’s not the sucker part. If you’re not familiar with what “UnREAL” is, it’s a fictional weekly drama concerning the lives of the people who produce and direct reality TV shows. In this case, it’s a mythical reality show called “Ever After”,
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By Joey Alibro Twitter: @joeyalibro First edition of a weekly column discussing the good, bad, and ugly from the previous week in the NFL. The Good 1) Jameis Winston & Co. showed up ready to ball last night against the Bengals. In minimal action, Jameis showed why he was the number one overall pick in this year’s draft after completing
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By Ha Kung Wong Twitter: @FBGarbageTime Another week of preseason football means another week of “Injuries & Oddities”! AND another week of our mascot, the jackelope! OK, let’s get to those NFL injuries! Kelvin Benjamin UPDATE: @Panthers WR Kelvin Benjamin suffered a torn ACL in today's joint practice with the Dolphins (via @RapSheet) pic.twitter.com/1G8SyfP0OL — NFL Network (@nflnetwork) August 19, 2015
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By Joey Alibro Twitter: @joeyalibro Eli Manning’s Contract Situation Earlier this week, it was reported that in discussions with the Giants about a contract extension Eli Manning suggested that he wanted to be the highest paid player in football. Apparently, however, Eli himself was surprised by this news. He refuted the report and said that he hadn’t heard anything about
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By Ha Kung Wong Twitter: @FBGarbageTime Hey everyone! So last time we covered a whole bunch of injuries, and I know there are a whole bunch more, including to such high profile players as LeSean McCoy and Kelvin Benjamin. But we’re going to look at that later in the week. I think I owe you a little more nonsense, so
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By Robert Knarr The weather’s cooling down, leaves are changing, kids are going back to school, all that good crap. What that really means is the preseason is under way and more importantly fantasy football is right around the corner. Sure, you all love actual football, but what’s really more important? Your team going to the playoffs and duking it
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By The Football Garbage Time Staff So we discussed who we would draft in our Mock Draft breakdown for Rounds 1 & 2 and Rounds 3 & 4. Then I told you my Courageous Conjectures for the 2015 season. And now it’s time for the real deal. Behold! The results of the Football Garbage Time Staff Fantasy Football Draft! And
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By Ha Kung Wong Twitter: @FBGarbageTime Well, howdy y’all! It’s been a long off season, but now we’re back for another season of Injuries & Oddities, where we cover all the weeks injuries and…well…oddities. We’re nothing if not truthful in our advertising. For all of you who don’t us, meet our mascot, the jackelope: Good stuff. So, anyway, let’s get started!
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By Ha Kung Wong Twitter: @FBGarbageTime Have you watched season 2 of “True Detective”? If so, can you email me what you think is going on? Seriously, I’ve finished the season and had to read about 100 pages of Wikipedia summaries just to figure out who everyone was. Sure, I thought Colin Farrell and Rachel McAdams were decent, at least
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