Offsides (Comic)

By Bobby Pierson
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By Bobby Pierson
Read moreIt’s almost been a full four days in free agency and sparks have been flying. With big names like DeMarco Murray, Andre Johnson, Ndamukong Suh and Darelle Revis finding homes, potential impact players like Eddie Royal and Harry Douglas getting landing spots, and crazy trades being pulled off like Sam Bradford for Nick Foles, it can be a real hassle trying to
Read moreAh yes, everyone loves royalty. Remember the wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton back in 2011? The one that was hyped by basically every TV channel under the sun and such hard hitting journalistic outlets as People Magazine and US Weekly? Believe it or not, that wedding ceremony was viewed live by 72 million on YouTube and about 36.7
Read moreHaving trouble keeping up with what wide receivers will be available in free agency Tuesday, March 10 at 4 PM ET? Well, let Football Garbage Time rank and compile information on the top wide receivers still available (or likely to be available) in free agency! 1) Percy Harvin He’s still a Jet, but will likely soon be a free agent
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Read moreRemember the Star Wars prequels? Yeah, I’d rather not as well. After years of anticipation, George Lucas proved that everything Star Wars ISN’T automatically awesome but DOES require a good script. And if you’ve seen the prequels, you too have experienced how painful all the dialogue was between Anakin Skywalker and Padme. And then there’s Jar Jar Binks. Yikes. You
Read moreWhat IS a nerf herder anyway? Someone who gathers nerf footballs? Apparently, Princess Leia thought it was pretty insulting when she called Han Solo a nerf herder in the Empire Strikes Back. So I looked it up, and it turns out it refers to someone who’s somewhat simple, but capable. And so far, the Oakland Raiders have been just that.
Read more1. Tampa Bay Buccaneers- Jameis Winston, QB, Florida State Despite an overanalyzed slow 40 time, Winston impressed teams with his high football IQ. Draft guru Todd McShay also called him the second best QB prospect of the past decade (behind only Andrew Luck). Bucs’ head coach Lovie Smith seems to be on the Jameis bandwagon as well, so unless there
Read moreDon’t have time to catch up on all the NFL franchise and transition tags today? Well, let Football Garbage Time do it for you! Demaryius Thomas – Exclusive Franchise Tag As predicted, Demaryius Thomas was franchise tagged by the Broncos. Looks like they have some work to do on Julius Thomas, though. Just in case you’re not aware, using the
Read moreI’m sure you probably filled most of your weekend with episodes from Season 3 of “House of Cards”. And if you didn’t, why not? Do you hate enjoying an awesome series? Do you reside under a rock that doesn’t have internet? I mean, I understand living under a rock, but no internet? That’s barbaric. Regardless, if you don’t watch “House
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