Ram Man or Rams Fan?: How to Fix the Los Angeles Rams – Part 1

By Ha Kung Wong Twitter: @FBGarbageTime Well, Ram fans, you got a lot coming your way. And I don’t mean fans of Ram Man of “He-Man and the Masters of the Universe” fame, I’m talking about fans of the newly minted Los Angeles Rams.  Wait, you haven’t heard of Ram Man?  Well, perhaps this fantastic commercial from the 1980’s will

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Too Fast & Too Furious?: How to Fix the Houston Texans

I really enjoy the “Fast and the Furious” movie series. I mean, what’s there not to like?  There’s a bunch of fast cars, some of which parachute out of planes.  There’s 20 minute long chase scenes that usually include some physics defying maneuvers and ridiculous stunts that could only exist in CGI land.  It’s got one actor named after a rock (“The Rock”)

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What’s Going on in Gotham?: How to Fix the New York Giants

After going on a spending spree last offseason signing the likes of Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie, Geoff Schwartz, and Rashad Jennings, the Giants finished with a losing record for the second straight season under Tom Coughlin. Three years removed from a Super Bowl, the 2015 season seems to be do or die for Coughlin and Co. Even after three straight years without

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It’s Bad to Be Bad: How to Fix the Jacksonville Jaguars

So if you’re a fan of Jaguars (the car, not the animal), then you’re probably familiar with its “Good to Be Bad” commercials featuring prominent British actors playing villainous roles and ultimately driving Jaguars at excessive speeds. Believe it or not, Jaguar was criticized for “featuring and encouraging unsafe driving” and for being “socially irresponsible”.  Hold on a sec, don’t

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Even Geena Davis Couldn’t Have Been This Bad: How to Fix the Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Have you seen “Cutthroat Island”?  If you haven’t, please don’t. You see, “Cutthroat Island” was supposed to be an adventurous romp through the high seas with a badass female pirate.  Problem was that badass pirate was played by Geena Davis.  Yes, that’s the same Geena Davis from “Thelma & Louise” and “A League of Their Own”.  Nothing against Geena Davis, but frankly,

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