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Hey everyone! We’re counting down the hours to Super Bowl XLIX, so it’s time for another Injuries & Oddities! And here it is, once AGAIN condensed into a picture by resident artist, Bobby Pierson: WHAT??? STILL not good enough for you? OK, then how about this: Richard Sherman OK, enough about the torn ligaments in his elbow already, we all
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Every April 15th aren’t we always wondering where our money goes while writing our checks or electronically filing our Federal Income Tax? Here’s what we know. According to the Center on Budget and Public Policy, in the 2013 fiscal year the federal government spent $3.5 trillion. From that $3.5 trillion, $2.8 trillion was financed by federal revenues (aka the tax
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Yesterday, I alluded to the fact that I thought this year’s Budweiser Super Bowl ad featuring a dog that has to find his way back home only to be accosted by a wolf and saved by horses was terrible. My main problem is that I do not believe it hits the right demographic. Perhaps since the Timberlake-Jackson half-time action, Budweiser
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An original sketch for you, the reader, from Football Garbage Time’s resident artist, Bobby Pierson related to his Super Bowl Prediction! Enjoy!
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Follow Football Garbage Time’s Special Correspondent Raghav Kohli (@rkohli3) as he tweets LIVE on Sunday from Super Bowl XLIX! Comeback to Football Garbage Time on the day of the big game and follow along with Raghav and with us as we tweet away about all the action, all the nonsense, and how much we like Katy Perry!
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Remember the Magic 8-Ball? Of course you do. Well, maybe not exactly like Bobby Pierson has sketched for us at the top of this article, but you all certainly remember that crazy gigantic plastic 8-ball, which is clearly at least 3-4 times larger than an actual 8-ball, that you shook up and then gave you a message answering your question
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Folks – nothing new to report today on either team’s secret plan to win the Super Bowl, but I would like to discuss this year’s Super Bowl ads, which will collectively be terrible. Not because any one of them is inherently bad, except of course the Budweiser dog commercial which totally misses its target population (more on that tomorrow), but
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Who are you cheering for? New England Patriots or Seattle Seahawks? Have you ever wondered which celebrities will be rooting with you? Or against you? These teams might be the two most hated teams in the league. But, not for these celebrities. TEAM SEAHAWKS Macklemore is a Seattle native who attends many Seahawks games, even getting a shout out from Russell Wilson
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Hey, thanks for reading my last Injuries & Oddities update! And if you haven’t read it, c’mon man, go read it right now. I spent a lot of time on that. I’ll wait. OK, so now that you’re back, here’s another edition of Injuries & Oddities for you condensed into another picture by contributing artist, Bobby Pierson: What? The picture STILL isn’t good
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On Monday, Robert Kraft held a press conference during which he chastised Roger Goodell and others for jumping to conclusions, and demanding an apology from Goodell himself if and when the NFL investigation into Deflategate exonerates the Patriots. A day later, Goodell and Kraft met face to face during Media day. Off the record, here is their exchange: Goodell: Bobby,
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