"Waste Time With Us!" ™
Hey, too nervous about the game to do anything else? Getting excited about the 12 layer bean-bacon dip that you only have once a year during the Super Bowl because it not only has 3000 calories an ounce, but it causes you spend 90% of the next two days in the bathroom? Had something better to do last night than
Read more
We’re getting closer by the minute to kickoff! So check back often as you’ll see on the sidebar Special Correspondent Raghav Kohli will be tweeting LIVE from Super Bowl XLIX!! Enjoy the game! Love the #Patriots pic.twitter.com/Vxmn5ghHlk — Raghav Kohli (@rkohli3) February 2, 2015 Unbelievable ending!!!! pic.twitter.com/nWEB9oufKA — Raghav Kohli (@rkohli3) February 2, 2015 Energy of pats fans has
Read more
What? You’re not into football but still want to join in the festivities? Or you just hate both the Seahawks AND the Patriots THAT much that you can’t tolerate them so you can at least watch the commercials? Not a problem… Are you into puppies? The 11th annual Puppy Bowl will be airing on Animal Planet at 3pm (re-running throughout
Read more
Hey everyone! We’re counting down the hours to Super Bowl XLIX, so it’s time for another Injuries & Oddities! And here it is, once AGAIN condensed into a picture by resident artist, Bobby Pierson: WHAT??? STILL not good enough for you? OK, then how about this: Richard Sherman OK, enough about the torn ligaments in his elbow already, we all
Read more
Every April 15th aren’t we always wondering where our money goes while writing our checks or electronically filing our Federal Income Tax? Here’s what we know. According to the Center on Budget and Public Policy, in the 2013 fiscal year the federal government spent $3.5 trillion. From that $3.5 trillion, $2.8 trillion was financed by federal revenues (aka the tax
Read more
Yesterday, I alluded to the fact that I thought this year’s Budweiser Super Bowl ad featuring a dog that has to find his way back home only to be accosted by a wolf and saved by horses was terrible. My main problem is that I do not believe it hits the right demographic. Perhaps since the Timberlake-Jackson half-time action, Budweiser
Read more
An original sketch for you, the reader, from Football Garbage Time’s resident artist, Bobby Pierson related to his Super Bowl Prediction! Enjoy!
Read more
Follow Football Garbage Time’s Special Correspondent Raghav Kohli (@rkohli3) as he tweets LIVE on Sunday from Super Bowl XLIX! Comeback to Football Garbage Time on the day of the big game and follow along with Raghav and with us as we tweet away about all the action, all the nonsense, and how much we like Katy Perry!
Read more
Remember the Magic 8-Ball? Of course you do. Well, maybe not exactly like Bobby Pierson has sketched for us at the top of this article, but you all certainly remember that crazy gigantic plastic 8-ball, which is clearly at least 3-4 times larger than an actual 8-ball, that you shook up and then gave you a message answering your question
Read more
Folks – nothing new to report today on either team’s secret plan to win the Super Bowl, but I would like to discuss this year’s Super Bowl ads, which will collectively be terrible. Not because any one of them is inherently bad, except of course the Budweiser dog commercial which totally misses its target population (more on that tomorrow), but
Read more