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Ah yes, everyone loves royalty. Remember the wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton back in 2011? The one that was hyped by basically every TV channel under the sun and such hard hitting journalistic outlets as People Magazine and US Weekly? Believe it or not, that wedding ceremony was viewed live by 72 million on YouTube and about 36.7
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Defensive tackle, Ndamukong Suh, recently signed with the Miami Dolphins in a $114 million dollar contract with a guaranteed $60 million. This deal will make Suh the highest paid player in the NFL who isn’t a quarterback, averaging $19 million over six years. Is Suh worth the money? The Miami Dolphins obviously think so. And the feeling appears mutual. Suh:
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Having trouble keeping up with what wide receivers will be available in free agency Tuesday, March 10 at 4 PM ET? Well, let Football Garbage Time rank and compile information on the top wide receivers still available (or likely to be available) in free agency! 1) Percy Harvin He’s still a Jet, but will likely soon be a free agent
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By Bobby Pierson
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Remember the Star Wars prequels? Yeah, I’d rather not as well. After years of anticipation, George Lucas proved that everything Star Wars ISN’T automatically awesome but DOES require a good script. And if you’ve seen the prequels, you too have experienced how painful all the dialogue was between Anakin Skywalker and Padme. And then there’s Jar Jar Binks. Yikes. You
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Chicago Bears guard Kyle Long made a smooth escape after he tweeted on March 4th that Olivia Munn, Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers’ girlfriend, was hotter than Kristin Cavallari, Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler’s wife. “@KristinCav: @Ky1eLong @JayDubWard ummmm excuse me” let's fight about it KC u know I'm into brunettes — Kyle (@Ky1eLong) March 4, 2015 Where’s the
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Remember poor Greedo? Yeah, he’s the guy in Star Wars that got shot by Han Solo in the Cantina. And all he was trying to do is make an honest living claiming bounties for Jabba the Hutt. I mean, if you were named after one of the Seven Deadly Sins, you’d be pretty ornery as well. And his parents were
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1. Tampa Bay Buccaneers- Jameis Winston, QB, Florida State Despite an overanalyzed slow 40 time, Winston impressed teams with his high football IQ. Draft guru Todd McShay also called him the second best QB prospect of the past decade (behind only Andrew Luck). Bucs’ head coach Lovie Smith seems to be on the Jameis bandwagon as well, so unless there
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With the upcoming 2015 NFL Draft on April 30th, the Chicago Bears face some hard decisions regarding how to improve on last years record of 5-11. One of those decisions will be Jay Cutler. The value of quarterback Jay Cutler has been highly debated. 2015 will be the 1st year into his 7-year contract, valued at $126.7 million dollars. If
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Well, even Smokey the Bear is making a comeback with his new commercials. Isn’t it about time the Chicago Bears make a comeback as well? And the first place to start is the dumpster fire known as the Chicago Bears defense (which, by the way, was the 3rd worst defense in terms of yards allowed in 2014). So we know
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