Magic 8-Balls Rock: Staff Super Bowl XLIX Predictions

Remember the Magic 8-Ball?  Of course you do. Well, maybe not exactly like Bobby Pierson has sketched for us at the top of this article, but you all certainly remember that crazy gigantic plastic 8-ball, which is clearly at least 3-4 times larger than an actual 8-ball, that you shook up and then gave you a message answering your question

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Celebrity Picks for a Super (Hero) Bowl

Who are you cheering for?  New England Patriots or Seattle Seahawks? Have you ever wondered which celebrities will be rooting with you? Or against you? These teams might be the two most hated teams in the league. But, not for these celebrities. TEAM SEAHAWKS Macklemore is a Seattle native who attends many Seahawks games, even getting a shout out from Russell Wilson

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Injuries & Oddities: Super Bowl Update 2

Hey, thanks for reading my last Injuries & Oddities update!  And if you haven’t read it, c’mon man, go read it right now.  I spent a lot of time on that.  I’ll wait. OK, so now that you’re back, here’s another edition of Injuries & Oddities for you condensed into another picture by contributing artist, Bobby Pierson: What?  The picture STILL isn’t good

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Do Mike & Ikes Like Eminem?: What the Seahawks Need to do to Win the Super Bowl – Part 2

And you’re back!  Now that we discussed Russell Wilson and what he needs to do, as well as a little bit about Six Flags Amusement Parks and Eminem, let’s turn to the other big factor for Seattle, Richard Sherman. Is Richard Sherman the One Armed Man from “The Fugitive”? As I mentioned in the Injuries & Oddities article, after spraining

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GarbageTalk: The Seahawk’s Respond To The Patriot’s Secret Baby Oil Plan

Yesterday, the world learned that the Patriots do in fact have a secret underhanded plan to win the Superbowl. That plan, of coating their running back in baby oil, was exposed first by yours truly. Now, as a much liked member of the NFL press core, I am fortunate to have contacts at every level of every organization. And that

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SB Media Day: What We Found Out About the Seahawks…- Everyone Other Than Marshawn Lynch

Micheal Bennett with his fedora was second only to Marshawn Lynch on Media Day. When asked about the police bicycle he rode after the NFC Championship game, he jokingly stated: “black people can’t steal anything from the police…bad things happen…so I borrowed it, that’s the story I’m sticking to.” We learned he’s bi-lingual, showing off his Spanish (if you call it

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SB MEDIA DAY: What we found out about the Seahawks… – Marshawn Lynch

Um…there wasn’t much from Marshawn Lynch’s 4 and half minutes.  This is what we learned… 1) He’s just there so he doesn’t get fined. 2) He’s just there so he doesn’t get fined “boss”. 3) He has cool sunglasses. 4) Someone told him he was sexy and he replied “You’re sexy too.” 5) He has a nice smile. 6) Even Deion Sanders

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Injuries & Oddities: Super Bowl Update 1

Lot’s of news flying before the Super Bowl.  Who has time to read it all?  Let us condense the important news on Injuries & Oddities for you (I think this picture by Bobby Pierson says it all): What?  The picture isn’t good enough?  OK, then how about this: Richard Sherman –  After spraining his left elbow in the fourth quarter against the

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Bubbling Over with Excitement: Bubbles Picks the Super Bowl Winner!

Want to know who’s going to win Super Bowl XLIX? It’s a complicated formula of stats, injury reports, wind direction, grass condition, temperature, mood swings and the probability of ‘allegedly’ tampered equipment. But, who has time? We have to go to work, feed the kids and walk the dog…you get what I mean…we’re busy people. You could watch hours of

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